That winter, I was out drinking at some barbecue place when I ran into Won Jonghee from Rux, who was home on leave from the army.
We talked about this and that and went our separate ways, and then one day Jonghee showed up at the practice room.
“Hyung! Let’s just record one of our songs for fun!”
I’d only ever recorded our own band’s demos — recording someone else’s band hadn’t even crossed my mind — but hey, why not, let’s give it a shot.
We didn’t have enough mics for the drums or a proper booth, so we just recorded by yelling cues back and forth at each other.
Whoa, this is actually fun.
It was Rux’s cover of Cock Sparrer’s
“Take ’em All”
— my first outside recording, and the song was great too.
From that day on Jonghee spread the word around, and I started recording punk bands.
I began getting paid a little, upgrading gear little by little, and that’s how my small studio got its start.
Since it had already begun, I wanted to do it properly, so I tore everything out and set out to build a real DIY booth.
At the materials shop they sold sandwich panels, so I ordered about ten of them and built a room roughly 4m by 6m.
I’d seen it done somewhere, so I went to Euljiro, bought twenty sheets of egg-crate foam, and lined the inside walls with it.
Man, my buddy and I got a little high on the adhesive fumes and were in a great mood for a while.
Hahaha.
I thought that was basically the whole job.
I had the guy helping me step outside the door while I went inside the room and shut it.
In theory, whatever I said shouldn’t have been audible to him outside.
So I shouted,
“Hey, can you hear me?”
and he answered,
“Yeah, loud and clear.”
And that answer came back to my own ear as clear as a whisper.
Uh, this isn’t right, this is a wash.
Hahaha.
That’s when it finally clicked why studio construction costs tens of millions of won — well, obviously, I didn’t have tens of millions of won.
I needed a different approach — a room inside a room, floating in mid-air.
First I got a dozen or so scrap tires from a local garage, laid them on the floor, and built the actual floor about 50cm off the walls using wood beams and 12mm plywood.
I put up walls with sandwich panels and fitted a ceiling on top.
Hung a door, lined the inside of the walls edge-to-edge with 10mm rubber sheeting, and then wallpapered over that with egg-crate foam again.
God, that adhesive smell — I don’t have much sense of smell, but that stuff didn’t feel like a smell so much as something acting directly on the brain, haha.
Either way, the booth was now physically disconnected from the building structure anywhere.
I picked up some glass someone had thrown out on the street, cut it into two 80cm x 120cm panes, and mounted one on the inner wall and one on the outer wall, making a rough communication channel between inside and outside.
Once I installed a jack box for the mic cables and put in an air conditioner, it started looking like the real thing.
A studio, finally?
Guitar amp: Hughes & Kettner TUBE 50
Bass amp: Peavey Combo 115
Drums: TAMA Swingstar
Mixer: Mackie 1604
Mics: assorted Rode, AKG, Shure
Monitors: Yamaha NS10
Audio interface: a domestic 8-channel unit
Software: Nuendo and assorted plugins, all pirated off torrents
In my own way, I’d scraped together the bare minimum gear.
Sometime around fall, I was washing my hair at the sink, head full of suds, when someone walked into the practice room.
“Who’s there?”
“I live upstairs!”
“What’s going on?”
“It’s so goddamn loud I can’t live like this!”
My eyes were stinging from the suds, so I did a quick rinse of just my face and kept talking.
He said he couldn’t take it anymore.
I asked what should we do, how loud is it exactly — he said it rattled his brain.
So I told him, go play the drums yourself, I’ll go up and listen.
It rattled my brain too.
Still, I didn’t think it was that loud and figured he was overreacting — then the cops showed up, then the landlord showed up.
After weeks of back-and-forth, we finally worked out a deal: only when upstairs was empty, before 9pm, that kind of thing, and barely kept the place running.
Once again, it taught me exactly why people sink tens of millions of won into building a studio.
All kinds of punks drifted in and out of the practice room. Recording or no recording, just having a hangout spot near Hongdae was enough — people would wander in on a whim, or crash out on the floor whenever they’d been drinking and had nowhere else to go.
One day I came in late and found something like twenty people asleep in the place, with no owner even home.
Bangsori brought in a kitten once, and it was so cute I told him to just leave it with me — so he said, take good care of him then, and actually left it behind. It had odd eyes and turned out to be male, so I named him Bbowi, and the two of us became inseparable.
We were recording Couch once, and Sharon asked if she was hearing a cat somewhere in the middle of the song. We listened together and weren’t sure — it kind of sounded like it, maybe…
I fired up the computer, muted the guitar, bass, and drums, and soloed just the gang-vocal channel — and there was Bbowi’s voice, meowing away, yaoooong yaoooong, hahaha. He must have crawled underneath the booth during the gang-vocal take, gotten stuck, and meowed his way straight into the recording.
Some time later, on a rainy day, Changrae rescued a little orange kitten he found shivering under a car in the rain and brought her to the practice room. She was female, and to rhyme with Bbowi we named her Bbojji. The two of them became a couple.
A year or two later, Bbojji’s belly started swelling. Oh my god — she was pregnant. Bbojji went into special care and got to enjoy the luxury of wet food.
Late one night, alone in the studio, Bbojji was struggling next to the TV, glancing over at me every so often and meowing. Guess they’re coming, I thought, guess they’re coming.
Pop, pop, pop — the kittens came out one by one, every 5 to 10 minutes. Five of them, though sadly two came out already dead.
The kittens grew fast and were constantly turning the practice room into chaos. One day the landlord asked me if I was keeping cats. I said yes, and he told me the entire building reeked of cat piss.
He told me to get rid of the cats. I said I couldn’t do that, so he told me to move out. I couldn’t do that either. After a lot of back and forth, it settled into: I’d rehome the kittens, keep Bbowi and Bbojji, and promise to manage things properly from then on.
Since I can’t smell anything, and Bongguk lived there too so maybe his nose had just gone numb to it, either way we tracked down where the smell was actually coming from — the floor of the recording booth. Since I’d built the booth on top of a tire foundation, there was about 20cm of empty space underneath it, and it turned out the kittens couldn’t share their parents’ litter box, so they’d been crawling down there and pissing and shitting everywhere. Disaster. How was I even supposed to clean that. No idea — I just dumped every chemical I had, Febreze, bleach, all of it, down there and sealed the whole area off with sponge and blankets.
I figured whoever eventually demolished that practice room someday was in for quite an experience. Hahaha.